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The SAVE Act is the most pro-feminist legislation in a generation. No previous administration has so actively encouraged married women to retain their birth names. We're here to help you take advantage of this historic opportunity.

We checked the math. Congress did not.
This is satire. The math isn't.

Congratulations. You Have Homework.

The SAVE Act requires you to prove your citizenship every time you register to vote, including when you move, change your address, or update your party registration. For the 69 million American women whose birth certificates don't match their current legal name, that means assembling a paper trail of every marriage, divorce, and name change in your life. In person. Every time.

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For decades, feminists encouraged women to keep their maiden names. It took a MAGA administration to finally make it the financially rational choice.
Their Math. Your Problem.

Turns out, legislation is easy to pass when you haven't done the math. We did.

Before you spend weeks tracking down paperwork from three states and two ex-husbands, find out what your options actually cost. One of them might surprise you.

Do the Math They Didn't
30 seconds. Find out how much the SAVE Act will cost you.
You'll also get your super duper official certificate, personally stamped by the eagle.
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The Math Congress Didn't Do

All estimates. Fees vary by county. We're just doing math.

Step 1
The Unintended Consequence

Congress accidentally created a financial incentive to reclaim your birth name. The math is below.

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$0. Filing fee if you qualify for a fee waiver.

Fee waivers are available to anyone receiving public benefits or below your state's income threshold. If you're a stay-at-home spouse with no personal income, you almost certainly qualify.

Changing your name requires a court petition. Filing fees range from $0 to $450 depending on your personal income, which means changing your name back to your birth name may be cheaper than certifying all the documents required to vote.

When it's done, your birth certificate and your driver's license match. You never have to do this again.

Not because of feminism. Not because of divorce. Because the United States Congress made it the most rational financial decision available to you.

All costs are estimates. Fees vary by county.

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